This means I'm officially 86% of the total amount of Keith Blenman the world has ever known.
And I lost the weight the natural way.
I had a C-diff infection, shat myself raw for several months and developed IBS, and therefore the blandest diet known to man until my body decides to start acting like its old self again.
The doctors tell me this may or may not ever happen.
Anyway, you're down to about 86% of a Keith, world. And that's pretty much how I feel.